PSA!

turntechgodchub:

My submit box and ask box are open for Datemate application if anyone is interested.

My only requirement is that you don’t mind heavy set people and that you’re monogamous.

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zygoats:

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight

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seerwhoseesnomore:

Oh of course, I’m sorry Jn, it just slipped out.

It’ll be good to have somewhere quiet to send Casey so she doesn’t have to hear my dreams. Nothing against you and my brother of course but it seems Paradox Space decided to leave me a little parting gift. Up here. I still hear them, Jn, I’ve even gone grimdark before but only once.

Unexpected but I’m glad you’ve found happiness in each other. I didn’t expect Dave to be polyamorous but if he’s happy then good. That’s all I can wish for him.

It’s alright, thank you.

She can always stay with me and Dave can be with you when you need him. We each have a couple pokemon she can play with, she’ll be fine.

I’m pretty happy you’ve found each other, I know Dave is happy. 

(Source: jn-egbert)

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Browsing The Shops

electricalbiometrics:

John laughed a bit. “Goodness, it certainly sounds like it! Let me see what I can do.” And thus he began is journey around the room, picking up the flowers he requested as well as some others. He arranged them into a beautiful, and rather large, bouquet fairly easily, putting a bow around them and heading behind the counter. “There. Will that be all?”

Jn watches him bustle around, biting his lip. Oh dear, how will he tell him. “Uh actually, I’m going to need more than one. Cause when I said fill his apartment I meant absolutely fill it. All the counters and rooms, so maybe like eight or more like this if you can? I can pay in advance if you want, if it’ll make it easier.”

(Source: jn-egbert)

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seerwhoseesnomore:

She’s quite the little extrovert for a two year old. I’m sure she’ll love you.

No, John, problems from such an ordeal aren’t unheard of. It takes a lot of bravery to admit you’re suffering. I… still am really. I’ve passed the worst of my own issues and I hide flare ups from Casey. She doesn’t need to see me in such a way, it would frighten her.

How exactly do you know Dave then?

Heheh.

I uh, do you mind not calling me John. I don’t really feel like that name is mine anymore, s’why I use Jn. But hey you have Dave and me now, we’ll be here for you.

He’s my boyfriend. We’ve know each other for a few years, he’s a very dear person to me. We’re actually poly, and we have a couple shared partners and partners we don’t share. But I’d give my everything for him, he means the world to me.

(Source: jn-egbert)

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guarddogterror:

I decided not to and the giant creature came and ate it.

Good, I’d keep watch on the creature to see if it was bad or not.

How’ve you been Jake? I’ve missed ya pup.

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jn-egbert sent: ◊ Jn had spent the morning with Dave, getting him suited up for diving. He was going as his troll self so he'd be fine, but he wanted Dave to have extra protection. So they made sure Dave had everything he needed before finding a good spot off the coast of Hawaii, cause if they were going diving they were doing it proper. It had been a few hours, of Jn giving Dave breaths and making sure they weren't going to fast. But then there it was, a very old very real sunken ship, and Jn kissed Dave hard.

turntechgodkid:

turntechgodkid:

Dave squirms in the wetsuit. Damn thing liked to ride up in places he never thought hed have to deal with clothes pinching or squeezing so much. He’s a little taken aback at how easily the air passes to him and he keeps close to Jn so he doesn’t drift off and his eyes go side at the site of the ancient wreckage and his breath goes up in bubbles out of his nose as he’s kissed hard.

Dave kicks his feet curiously and he eyes the bones and keeps away from them respectfully. He huffs softly through his rebreather and his eyes follow Jn’s movements before he swipes up the sword nestled in the corner. Shiny…

Jn pets the nurse shark, purring to the small beast. He watches Dave pick up some treasure, swimming towards him with the nurse shark following. He detaches the bag from his hip, opening it up and letting the blnd use it for what he finds. It was a strong bag, made to move through water and carry heavy things. He smiles at Dave, all sharp teeth and fierceness before swimming off again to play with the sea life.

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jn-egbert sent: It's a high school dance, and my muse is standing off outside waiting for their date that ditched them. - Jn kept hovering by the ticket table, watching Dave wait. The person they had asked wasn't coming, Jn overheard a conversation with them laughing and denying saying yes to the Strider. He finally took a deep breath and approached him, holding out his hand. "Would you like, to be my date Dave? I hate seeing you so alone."

turntechgodkid:

turntechgodkid:

Dave leans against the wall, keeping up a frail pokerface. He lied. Goddamn it. He wasn’t going to come… His head jerks up and he offers Jn a wry smile. At least he had a friend to cover his ass. “Psh. So gay. I knew you loved me, Jn.” He teases as he takes his hand.

Dave squeaks and his eyes flutter shut briefly as he tries to figure out how to kiss back. Despite his reputation and his bullshit mouthiness, he’s never actually kissed anyone like this. He makes a confused noise, pressing closer to Jn.

Jn clings tight to Dave, keeping the kiss slow and gentle. He wasn’t really sure what he was doing either, but he didn’t want to go any faster than this. He lets their lips part for a moment, breathing heavily. “S’ok Dave, I’ve got you. I w-want you, to kiss me alright?”

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seerwhoseesnomore:

Yes, I happened to have my daughter with me when Dave passed by the shop we were in. I swear he fell in familial love as soon as my little girl opened her mouth. It may amuse you to know that her name’s Casey.

Considering the miriyad of mental problems players have been left with, I would say that’s probably the best way to handle things. Slow and steady is definitely the best way to handle the mental and emotional impact of the ordeal.

Yea he’s gonna love her so much. That’s pretty dang cute, I can’t wait to meet her too.

Thank you. It’s weird admitting that I have problems because of the game, I always thought I was over them for so long. 

(Source: jn-egbert)

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guarddogterror:

But its a beehive.

That doesn’t always mean it’s honey, please be careful kiddo.

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absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

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guarddogterror:

jn-egbert It looks like it though and its sticky like it.

Smell is what matters, there’s plenty of things sticky like honey.

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jn-egbert sent: Jn had been going to movie nights at his almost-kinda father's for at least a month now, meeting new people and making friends. He looks up as someone enters, sitting in the lap of his squawking friend. He was blond and pretty and when he lifted his shades up to huge the host Jn just smiled at his close to glowing ruby eyes. He was so distracted that he didn't even notice his forearm glowing softly, the numbers having count down so fast and now blinking 00:00:00.

turntechgodkid:

turntechgodkid:

Dave smirks at the host of the infamous movie nights and he chuckles at Jn’s dorky taste in movies. He tilts his shades back up onto his head and leaves them perched on his hair so he can actually see the movie. A flashing pulse of light grabs his attention and his shades fall from his head into his lap and he stares at his arm, eyes darting up to Jn rapidly looking near terrified and confused.

Dave snorts quietly and smiles at Jn, more than a little amused by the babbling. Cute… He blushes a little in the darkness of the theatre and rubs the back of his neck quietly. “But…I just. I dunno what you expected but it probably wasnt me with all of my hang ups and general fucked up ness over the whole soulmate deal.”

Jn shrugs, he wasn’t bothered by Dave’s fear over being partnered with someone he didn’t even know. “I didn’t expect anything. I was just hoping, that my soulmate would like me.” He blushes a bit and looks over at Dave, itching to hold his hand or wrap an arm around him. “I like you, you’re sweet and pretty dang cool and you said yes. I want to be here for you, however that means to you.”

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Browsing The Shops

electricalbiometrics:

The little android hummed, arranging flowers and tidying up as per usual. The place had the scent of fresh flowers and a slight hint of tea, as he was usually brewing some for when he decided to take a break. Hearing the bell from the front door, John looked up and smiled.

"Hello, how can I help you today?"

"I was hoping to get some roses, red, pink, orange, mainly the ones that symbolize love and care. And any other bunches with those kinds of flowers, I’m going to fill my boyfriends apartment with them."

He chuckles, the thought of Dave coming home to a house full of flowers warmed him up. He would seriously buy almost the entire store, he certainly had the funds to do it.

(Source: jn-egbert)

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seerwhoseesnomore:

As am I. I was under the impression I would never see my brother again and I would only have stories of him to tell to his niece.

I’m sorry to hear that. I doubt anyone can escape that hell hole without some damage be it physical or mental. Have you been handling everything alright?

Well now you have him clos- wait did you say niece? Holy hell Dave is going to spoil her rotten.

I’ve been alright, I spent a few years after we got out searching for others. I’ve kinda buried my problems with the game away but I’ve been able to let some of them out slowly. I’m making progress, which is good right?

(Source: jn-egbert)

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